AU where Harry took Malfoy’s hand that day and becomes a Slytherin.
"you’re too cute to be single!"
then date me
Then I decide to be quiet instead of explaining what I actually wanted to say.
Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.
Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.
that was the best joke i’ve heard all month
We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here.
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
its almost midnight you know what that means..
That it’s almost midnight
Bro come on just tuck me in bro you know I can’t sleep unless someone tucks me in man