EVERYONE CAN GO HOME NOW. THIS ONE WINS.
we’re already home
Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
Okay first of all fuck garlic bread
What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .
when a casual conversation with your parents turns into a lecture
New York Times bestselling author John Green.
this is the most depressing thing on this website