AU where Harry took Malfoy’s hand that day and becomes a Slytherin.


solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me


racingbarakarts:

I’ve made a mistake


bohim:

Then I decide to be quiet instead of explaining what I actually wanted to say.


thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.


youre-hardtohold:

bipolarkirkland:

no hemo

that was the best joke i’ve heard all month


durkin62:

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 


lolsofunny:

INSPIRATIONAL


ovtlinxs:

cravist:

explisist:

bitterarab:

Damn.

*standing ovation*

THIS

more here


supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked


  • ed: it's alright to die cause death is the only thing you haven't tried but just for tonight hold on
  • ed: when my hair's all but gone and my memory fades and the crowds don't remember my name when my hands don't play the same strings the same way i know you will still love me the same
  • ed: i don't get waves of missing you anymore they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
  • ed: you can fit me inside the necklace you got when you were sixteen next to your heartbeat where i should be keep it deep within your soul
  • ed: THEY SAY IM UP AND COMIN LIKE IM FUCKIN IN AN ELEVATOR

illkim:

Me on the first day of school



foodchewer:

newzealandprince:

foodchewer:

its almost midnight you know what that means..

That it’s almost midnight

image


popiscle:

Bro come on just tuck me in bro you know I can’t sleep unless someone tucks me in man



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